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“I know you don’t eat while you’re working, but would you make an exception for my sausage?”
girlythings13: I could go for this. I second that, except most women would not be cool with doing that for me.
She gets so obsessed with these monsters that she tends to act like one herself. Hanji turned out to be my favorite among the three. My headcanon for Young!Hanji is that everyone was terrified of her and people thought she was insane (maybe a bit
cdtiffanymd: sissypansyfag: secretgurly: That’s me! XkissesX sissyqueercd: YESSSSS!!! Hell yes! I do that all the time. except I call it jilling off. Real men jack off but a sissy like me has to jill off.
your face good sir, i hope you realise that.
zygomatticus: I recently reached 1000 followers so for such an occasion I am going to post a gif except that I am too inept to do that, so instead, I have these pictures of my newest outfit that I think are the hottest pictures I’ve ever had :D
cruelgirlfriend: A Bounty On Your Head Listen to me you disgusting little creature. I hate you. I totally fucking despise you. I only married you because of your money - you must have realised that - I fuck everyone except you. Do you know that I have
For those of you who might be wondering what Lapis was doing during The Exception That Proves The Rule. ;)
karkalicious-definition said: filipino agreeing over here except my family overseas has been doing it for like what since like beginning september all of a sudden like “MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR FALALALALALA” it’s crazy God thats
sugarfu: A pictorial step-by-step of how I make a sugar rose. Actually I do them in batches of seven to ten. I never make just one rose — except for that time I made a rose bigger than my head…!
axolotlqueen: yeah a true love story except YOU GET A LIMITED AMOUNT OF THINGS YOU CAN DO SO THEN U GOTTA BUY ACTION POINTS WITH REAL MONEY BUT U DONT WANNA DO THAT SO YOU WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW AND YOU KEEP PLAYING THE MINIGAMES TO GAIN ACTION POINTS
roboticexotic: vanyism: 20/100 | SUHO GIFS isn’t that what Kai does…….that’s such a Kai thing…..except with the weird hand-grabby gesture…… r u sure Kai and Suho didn’t switch bodies for a brief second ??
Call this an experiment. Reblog if you have OCs that you adore
ana1destroyer: People who send me the same snap they send to their story are the worst kind of people
knownfilmhoe: ygrittebardots: anakin skywalker does not use jedi mind tricks not once in the films do you think that’s a coincidence not on your life buddy anakin skywalker does not have it in him to overrule another being’s free will he murders
heymrsamerica: jaineowl: just-shower-thoughts: All cops should have body cams with a button that they are told shuts off recording. But it doesn’t do anything. except to log that they tried to shut if off Omg. Genius.
knownfilmhoe:ygrittebardots:anakin skywalker does not use jedi mind tricks not once in the films do you think that’s a coincidence not on your life buddy anakin skywalker does not have it in him to overrule another being’s free willhe murders
nogfhaver: somuchforthetolerantleft: 4emptyseats: somuchforthetolerantleft: knownfilmhoe: ygrittebardots: anakin skywalker does not use jedi mind tricks not once in the films do you think that’s a coincidence not on your life buddy anakin
gullacass: do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while Hahahaha… I actually do this like…all the fucking time. Except its not that I’m lazy
fun2bnaked: As another work week begins, f2bn hopes your work experience can this pleasant – it’s fun2bnaked on the job!See guys working, playing, relaxing, and doing just about everything except wearing clothes – we don’t do that in the f2bn
not-reality: avaomod: “Friendly reminder that you don’t need to have <thing> in order to have <serious mental illness.” Except yes, you do, that’s literally the definition of that mental illness, stop trivialising serious fucking
This is like an anime of me except i do not wear glasses. If that is a double vanilla latte with chocolate sprinkles then that actually may b me (o_0)
sometimes i REALLY LIKE A SHIP but i don’t want to see smut of that ship i don’t even know why i’m just like ‘no babies all ur supposed to do is kiss and hug and hold hands and be cuties’ ‘what are you doing no don’t touch their genitals’
pennhurst: spending 300 hours developing characters that arent even main characters liking them more than your main characters
Do you ever wish you could just watch a Fanfiction?
kagaintheskywithdiamonds: raw9rytel: dunsparce: N-No, I would never wake up the babies… This is the first arbitrary barrier in this series I will accept Kanto: this path is blocked by a giant sleeping snorlax. you cannot wake up the snorlax except
This Is The Way
saskiadesiree: pizza-party-for-one: gaaaaaahgkjhgakjg: pitysects: except actually you do bc the only reason you’re inclined to do that is bc the patriarchy has ingrained it into your brain so much that you actually think you want it. critically
except my little sister, of course, who has free access to a lot of my things (the non-dangerous stuff, like stuffed animals and whatnot). I mean, it will always be with a chorus of “Be careful!” from me but, like, I’m going to be doing that anyway
It’s great that someone can do nothing wrong and somehow I can afraid of them for no reason except for a possible coincidence that made me afraid of them. Especially when it’s something nice they did after I did something nice for them that
torturelabyrinth:“You must understand that your pain is trivial except insofar as you can use it to connect with other people’s pain; and insofar as you can do that with your pain, you can be released from it, and then hopefully it works the other
toxines: small things to do that make your mind feel clearer close all your internet tabs except the one you’re using delete all your text messages delete negative people from social networks throw some things away. just throw them away tidy your desk.
jaineowl: just-shower-thoughts: All cops should have body cams with a button that they are told shuts off recording. But it doesn’t do anything. except to log that they tried to shut if off
tomyo: shellyshockz: Well…since my anxiety has crept back without warning, I figured I just draw some of my thoughts down…Personally I understand that some people truly do not mind reassuring a friend who has self doubt on the brain, but I can’t
noiz’s outfit is so cute like wtf i’d wear the shit out of it.
felkina: “Hmm you just caught me in the middle of a summoning ritual? What is it you need? Your here to slay me?” The witch sighed as she looked over at you “and how do you intend to do that? You can barely stand… Except that erection of
crash-mcbarason: the-uncensored-she: gaaaaaahgkjhgakjg: pitysects: except actually you do bc the only reason you’re inclined to do that is bc the patriarchy has ingrained it into your brain so much that you actually think you want it. critically
iwfr-nc-gifs: Anonymous asked: I know that requests are closed, but do you think you could make one exception to do a tribute to the late James Avery and make a set out of NC playing Uncle Phil lines under the Shredder in the TMNT Raiders of the Lost
it’s a nice day out and i don’t have ANYTHING to do all day (except for a bunch of reading for school) but i wanna put on a cute outfit and do something. lets do that. please? we can go to the library so i can pick up an actual copy of
nic6879: today-is-a-wonderful-day: nic6879 The second one? LOL yes that second one!! Except I was hoping someone could do the whole thing because they do that swervy-dancy-swoosh thing like three times haha ;) Lol
chinaglaze: mrpicklesgoodboy: chinaglaze: girl: *speaks at length about a subject in a way that indicates that she is thoughtful and incisive and passionate* boy, 45 minutes later: thats dope Girls do that too,except they say “That’s cute”
miraruinada:“Uh… Yeah, she is.” He wasn’t exactly sure what that had to do with anything, being exceptionally dense. “…Do you want to?” “ Who me ? Ahahaha . . . yes. ”
rumminov replied to your post: Yes Harvest Moon is such a great game I loved… same I still marathon like that when a new game comes out hahha oh gosh i’d do the same thing with that and pokemon! except im sad that my ds doesn’t work
also idk why ppl are suddenly sending me ‘i hate team skull’ asks, i’ve gotten quite a few actually there’s always this weird thing on tumblr that when someone likes something ppl feel the need to comment on why they DON’T like that thing
adamtots: nonbinaryterezi2: thatfurbkid: gummybearattacktheworldofdespair: petirep: adamtots: a harrowing tale pizza cuck Didn’t somebody else do that except it was their bike that was stolen You mean Owlturd comics?He was the origin of the
radioactiveredhead: scarred-and-silent: everywordinexistence: i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party It was like a reward for being sociable We should do that again except
spritesplode reblogged this from you and added: yeah thats why john was like “uh no nvm lets not talk about you being daves mom” yeahh I mean when they do that it makes me feel like they should act like their parents when they’re actually
dommesuggestions: There’s nothing in the world that’s hotter than the sight of a beautiful boy clinging to your legs, looking up at you with the sweetest expression of pure, desperate devotion. Except maybe knowing that no matter what you do to
Imagine 8xa buying these earings with hopes that she can frighten/intimidate Peridot, only to realize the sad truth that she…like all gems…has no ears.(camileion)except they do :3 so she can…….actually wait i kinda want those
that-kid-from-london: oprahwinfried: chickiefingie: the fact that you can’t highlight words that you accidentally caps locked and hit Caps Lock to get them lowercase is the reason i can’t sleep at night except that you can do that then press
kratosangelus replied to your post:The threezero figures are worth it (just ask my…I got them all except for yang, do you want a picture of your lovely Mono couple? :pu would do that for me………………….
